Bonjour! I am an american studying in Slovakia at the Medical Faculty of Comenius. I love horses, mostly training in dressage but starting jumping. I currently ride two stallions- Fall and Vil. I enjoy many TV shows: GoT, Sherlock, Hannibal, horror movies, funny shows, comedies- you name it and I will enjoy it. I'm just getting by. I love taking care of myself- nutrition and fitness are very important and interesting to moi!....I studied french for 4 years in Madawaska, ME (canada border) and forgot everything. Tried again in school for another 2 years and gave up entirely so VIVA ESPANA. 

 

gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

The United States of America on college education

Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.

USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.

Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.

USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.

Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.

USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -

American Friend: THOUSAND?

French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

potentially-okay:

that was the hardest ive laughed in so longg

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)